1 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,368 Hello? 2 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,563 Fucking useless piece of shit. 3 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,356 Welcome to the fucking nightmare. 4 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,151 -Go on. Go on, Jimmy. -Don't let it be you, Shite. 5 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,652 Where you going? Fuck you, boy! 6 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,404 You got this, Jimmy. You got this! 7 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,657 Old Nick's gonna have his way with you. 8 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,119 I think he's never seen a knife in his life, has he? 9 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,580 Fucking quivering piece of shit. 10 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,749 Aw! Look at the little baby. 11 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,125 It's all for Old Nick. 12 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,920 -Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man. -Aye. 13 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,880 -Get him, Shite. This is your chance. -Fuckin' hell. 14 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,465 -Fucking move it. -You little shit. 15 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,175 Fingers. 16 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:23,477 You understand, this is a fight to the death. 17 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,146 No quarter. 18 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,190 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 19 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,408 Are you watching, Father? 20 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,662 Master. 21 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,622 Dark Lord. 22 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,457 Are you ready 23 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:48,710 to see if the boy has what it takes to be a finger? 24 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,800 Good. 25 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,177 Okay. 26 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,389 Fight. 27 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,432 Fucking come on, then. 28 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,059 Fucking get him, boy. 29 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,143 Go on. 30 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:06,854 Fucking have him. 31 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:08,897 See this? See that? 32 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,899 I'll make it easier for you. 33 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,239 -Watch it, Shite. -Come on! 34 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,201 -Come on, kid. -Fucking do it! 35 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,417 Unlucky, pal. 36 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,502 I bet that hurts. 37 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,214 You dropped your knife. 38 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,258 Just... please. 39 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,926 Do you wanna pick that blade up? 40 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,138 -Go on. -Go on. 41 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,933 Yes, Shite! 42 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,311 Yes, son. 43 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,106 Fucking prick. 44 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,316 You're taking the piss. 45 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,443 Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy. 46 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:55,569 I plan to. 47 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,531 I'm just messing wi' you, kid. 48 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,327 Go on, kid. Go on. Take it. 49 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,122 Pick it up! 50 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,082 Too slow, pal. 51 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,461 I could do this for fucking hours. 52 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,962 Fuck's sake, just finish it. 53 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:16,298 -He's half your fucking size. -I'll tell you what. 54 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,716 After I'm done with this little prick, 55 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,511 how about me and you, fancy that? 56 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,473 Shit! 57 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,100 Fuck! 58 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,436 You little fucking cunt. 59 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,439 I'm gonna skin you wi' your own fucking blade. 60 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,987 -What... -What the fuck? What the fuck? 61 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:40,864 Fucking hell. 62 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,908 -Fuck me. -Oh, no. 63 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,201 That's you fucked, Jimmy. 64 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,203 -What d'you... What d'you mean? -That's an artery he's hit there. 65 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,163 Aye, it is. 66 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,124 -Oh, no. -That's a lot of blood. 67 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,963 Fuck. Please. No, no, no! 68 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,047 No! 69 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:58,882 Fuck! Fuck. 70 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,677 Somebody, please help me! 71 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,681 -Stop laughing. Help me! -Hey, that's not how it fucking works. 72 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,849 But... 73 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,016 Sir. 74 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,310 No, Jimmy's right. That's not how it works at all. 75 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,145 Shit! 76 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,439 Jesus Christ. 77 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,442 Jesus! Oh, God. 78 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,069 Christ, God! 79 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,363 What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy? 80 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,656 Sir, please help me. 81 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,535 -Help, please, I'm scared. -What, you wee crybag? 82 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,705 Sir, I'm getting... 83 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,623 What are you getting, Jimmy? 84 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,001 Getting hungry? 85 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,504 Getting horny? 86 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,632 Getting sleepy? 87 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,764 Aw, sleepy. 88 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,767 Bless. 89 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,703 What's your name, son? 90 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,499 Spike. 91 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,460 Spike? No, no. 92 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,962 No, that doesnae sound right. 93 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,633 I think your name is... 94 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,843 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy 95 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,554 It's Jimmy. 96 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:32,809 Jimmy. 97 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,273 -Howzat? -Howzat. 98 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,272 -Mine. -Give us a kiss. 99 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,511 No! No! No! 100 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,868 See them walking hand in hand... 101 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,870 Across the bridge at midnight 102 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,250 Heads turning as the lights... 103 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,127 Flashing out are so bright 104 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,313 Lipstick cherry all over the lens... 105 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,149 As she's falling 106 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,568 In miles of sharp blue water... 107 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,321 Coming in where she lies 108 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,201 The diving man's coming up for air 109 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,954 'Cause the crowd all love Pulling Dolly by the hair 110 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,372 By the hair 111 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,291 She wonders how she ever got here... 112 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,001 As she goes under again 113 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,505 Girls on film Girls... 114 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,832 Well, an infected patient. 115 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,378 This is strange. 116 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,215 Possibly a world's first, Samson. 117 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,800 Yeah, you have a name. 118 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:42,095 I chose it when I first saw 119 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,556 the new Alpha that had taken the woods 120 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,141 as his hunting ground. 121 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,147 I named you for your size and strength... 122 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:53,941 and hair. 123 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,860 I'm Doctor Kelson. 124 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,322 Although right now, I feel more like Androcles... 125 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,450 removing thorns from the lion's paw. 126 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,121 Which means... 127 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,125 you owe me, by the way. 128 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:17,631 Just kidding. 129 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,550 I'm NHS. 130 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,135 No charge. 131 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,655 This is interesting. 132 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,804 I'm going to trust you, Samson. 133 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,723 That's the decision I've made. 134 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,852 I have what you want right here. 135 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,354 If you kill me, 136 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,774 if my head is pulled from my shoulders, you won't get to have it. 137 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,277 It's a transaction, Samson. 138 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,946 It's a quid pro quo. 139 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,910 Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure you understand Latin. 140 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,754 Oh, thank God. You do. 141 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,109 Yeah. 142 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,783 I wonder if you understand anything I say. 143 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,122 If not the meaning of my words, 144 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,626 the meaning in the tone of my voice. 145 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,464 That I am no threat to you. 146 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,467 I mean you no harm. 147 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,096 Do you know the sound of your name? 148 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,390 Samson... 149 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:10,359 Most wondrous would be to hear you speak a single word. 150 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,862 It would be miraculous... 151 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:19,284 to discover that the infection 152 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,494 lies over your mind, 153 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,788 clouding it, 154 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,081 not replacing it. 155 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,503 In this tranquil state, do you have memories? 156 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,256 A trace of what you once were. 157 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,885 Or do I just give you peace and respite? 158 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,517 Nothing wrong with that, Samson. 159 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,814 Nothing wrong with peace and respite. 160 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,036 Nothing wrong with that. 161 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,458 Nothing wrong with peace, respite. 162 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,214 All still attached... 163 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,906 Samson. 164 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:24,952 You beauty. 165 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,240 I'm going to go have a look over there, and you go... 166 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:00,899 Jonno. 167 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:21,461 If he sees us... 168 00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:23,422 he's gonna scream. 169 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,094 Jonno. Jonno, don't... 170 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,485 -Help! -Go. Run. 171 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:47,154 What about Jonno? 172 00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:58,999 Help! 173 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,211 -What about me? -Run! 174 00:25:02,294 --> 00:25:03,295 Wait! 175 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:07,841 Don't leave me! 176 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:10,552 Don't leave! 177 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,901 Come on, Tom. 178 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:26,985 Let's fucking go! 179 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,000 Okay. 180 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,171 -What are we gonna tell 'em? -What happened. 181 00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:47,965 But we lost Jonno. 182 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,967 Jonno lost himself. Come here. 183 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,723 Come on. Right. Okay. 184 00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:13,240 George. 185 00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:15,993 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 186 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:20,664 -George, I said that... -We have guests. 187 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,040 What? 188 00:26:23,292 --> 00:26:24,501 We have guests. 189 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,045 Hello. 190 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:29,798 There's someone I want you to meet. 191 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:32,926 Tinky-Winky would go nowhere without his bag. Nowhere. 192 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,761 But for this one occasion. 193 00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:36,722 And, of course, you saw it coming. 194 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:37,973 Tinky-Winky. 195 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:40,893 -Tinky-Winky decided to come back. -Classic. 196 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:43,604 And found that Laa-Laa and Po had not only lost 197 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:44,980 -one of the apples... -Sit down. 198 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:47,191 ...but they'd lost the entire fucking bag. 199 00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:55,908 Do you not know the Teletummies? 200 00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,328 They're glorious. 201 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,747 They had televisions on their tums. 202 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,458 And on television, they viewed themselves, 203 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,627 but with another television on their tums. 204 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,671 -Which they also viewed themselves on. -Thank you. 205 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,716 And so on and so on, ad infinitum. 206 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,100 Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance. 207 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,218 Yes. 208 00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:04,434 That's perfect. 209 00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:08,021 -Howzat? -Howzat! Howzat! 210 00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:12,526 Hello. 211 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:15,696 What are you doing here? 212 00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:23,287 Enjoying the hospitality of good folk. 213 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,248 We, a group of wanderers, 214 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:27,583 hungry and tired, 215 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:31,295 brought in with open arms and broad smiles, 216 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,130 -and nourished, and... -Brought in? 217 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,049 You broke my flow. 218 00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,927 -They just appeared. -The gate was open. 219 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:42,014 -It was not. -Brought in and nourished... 220 00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:46,185 in both stomach and heart. 221 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:53,483 Are we not welcome? 222 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:54,776 You know you're not. 223 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,279 Well, I do now. No, Dipsy dance. 224 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,419 Oh, no. 225 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,296 We've got off on the... 226 00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,340 the wrong foot. 227 00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,801 It's because we haven't been properly introduced. 228 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:21,678 -Fingers... -Jimmy. 229 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:22,930 Jimmy. 230 00:29:23,514 --> 00:29:25,224 -Jimmy. -Jimmy. 231 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:27,267 -Jimmima. -Jimmy. 232 00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:28,393 Jimmy. 233 00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:31,188 Roberto Calamari. 234 00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:39,821 Fucking tough crowd. 235 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,824 It's a joke. 236 00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:45,536 I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy. 237 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,458 Are you going to leave? 238 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,253 Yes. 239 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,966 But obviously, we're going to kill you first. 240 00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:04,513 Go! 241 00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:06,932 -God damn it! -Hold on. 242 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,392 -You get your... -Fucking hell! 243 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:11,895 Yeah. 244 00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:14,356 -You're all stupid. -Fucking cunt! 245 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:16,024 Get up! 246 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,751 It would frustrate Old Nick 247 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:37,171 to lose both her and the baby. 248 00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:38,255 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 249 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,885 We'll stay here tonight. 250 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,720 Offer charity. 251 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:48,807 Tomorrow, pastures new. Go find pastures new. 252 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,018 I'm missing charity? 253 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:54,062 -Fuck off! Now get in the fucking barn. -Fuck off. 254 00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,106 Look at your fucking... 255 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,027 Come on. 256 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,785 Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples. 257 00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,078 "You saw it coming?" 258 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:12,706 'Course I fucking saw it coming. 259 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,209 I've heard the story a million fucking times. 260 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,620 Moving on the floor now, babe 261 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,665 You're a bird of paradise 262 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:58,460 Cherry ice cream smile 263 00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:02,381 I suppose it's very nice 264 00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:04,132 With a step to the left 265 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,759 And a flick to the right 266 00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:08,929 You catch that mirror way out west 267 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,931 Her name is Rio 268 00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:14,142 And she dances on the sand 269 00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:16,019 Just like that river 270 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:19,064 Twisting through a dusty land 271 00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:24,361 And when she shines 272 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:27,656 She really shows you all she can 273 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:30,033 Oh, Rio, Rio... 274 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:33,662 Dance across the Rio Grande 275 00:32:34,246 --> 00:32:36,206 You mean so much to me 276 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:38,458 Like a birthday 277 00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:40,919 Or a pretty view 278 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:43,088 And I've seen you on TV 279 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,884 Two of a billion stars 280 00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:49,553 But then I'm sure that you know 281 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,263 It's just for you 282 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:53,098 You are fuckin' shittin' me. 283 00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:55,058 Her name is Rio... 284 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:58,061 And she dances on the sand 285 00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:02,107 Just like that river Twisting through a dusty land 286 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,235 And Old Nick saw that the world of man had failed, 287 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,487 and knew only disharmony. 288 00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:12,618 And so Old Nick released his demons 289 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,703 unto the world of man. 290 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:18,248 And the world of man fell before the demons, 291 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,626 and his world became like the guttering candle flame. 292 00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:23,795 And God did nothing... 293 00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:26,507 for he was invisible. 294 00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:30,719 And couldnae punch his way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. 295 00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:33,972 And so... 296 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,643 the world of man became Old Nick's dominion... 297 00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:40,646 and his dominion was Hell. 298 00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:43,649 Howzat. 299 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,484 Howzat. 300 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:50,781 Then Old Nick did speak to his favoured son, 301 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,824 whose name was Jimmy Crystal. 302 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,785 And he said unto Jimmy, 303 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:59,498 "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 304 00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:01,667 "And you shall be my right hand, 305 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,085 "which shall be strong, 306 00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:05,295 "and you shall have seven fingers. 307 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,840 "And each finger shall be a claw, 308 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:10,842 "and you shall offer charity to the world of man. 309 00:34:10,926 --> 00:34:12,094 "And for this, 310 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:15,304 "you alone shall be my heir! 311 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,766 "And your seven fingers shall hold 312 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:19,476 "your crown." 313 00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:22,478 Howzat? 314 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,438 Howzat. 315 00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:29,820 I am 316 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,447 Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal... 317 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,659 favoured son of Old Nick. 318 00:34:36,451 --> 00:34:38,120 These are my fingers. 319 00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,454 We travel the land, 320 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:43,375 we search for souls to deliver to my father. 321 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,960 And we offer you... 322 00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:47,504 charity. 323 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:52,467 Jimmies. 324 00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:54,136 -Yes, sir. -Yes, Sir Jimmy. 325 00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:57,472 Today's charitable act shall be... 326 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,479 The removal of the shirt. 327 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,693 Please, no. Please. 328 00:35:40,182 --> 00:35:41,433 -Hello, Grandpappy. -I choose you... 329 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,936 I wanna make you fucking cry 330 00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:45,229 and scream. 331 00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:55,489 That fucking hurts? 332 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:21,473 Jimmy? 333 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:23,767 Please, I can't... 334 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,479 Sort it out, Jimmy Ink. 335 00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:32,776 You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do. 336 00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:36,238 I can't... 337 00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:39,950 Please. 338 00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:44,872 I can't. Please. 339 00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:47,249 Please. 340 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,044 Okay, okay. 341 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:52,462 All right. Just stay out here. 342 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,244 Samson... 343 00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:27,247 my friend. 344 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:32,127 There's something we need to talk about. 345 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,507 The medicine I've been giving you. 346 00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:39,843 It's a cocktail of various things. 347 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:44,431 But the main and most powerful component 348 00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:45,933 is morphine. 349 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:48,644 At your rate of consumption, 350 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:51,563 I only have enough for two more weeks. 351 00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,774 Over the last 28 years, 352 00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:57,903 I've searched every medicine cabinet in a 70-mile radius. 353 00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:01,907 We won't find any more. 354 00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:06,203 Inevitably, one way or another, 355 00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:10,249 the opiate peace you have found with me... 356 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,709 will end. 357 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,340 But there is something I can offer you. 358 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:28,016 A different kind of peace. 359 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,894 A place in the ossuary. 360 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,605 In a way, 361 00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:35,023 a home. 362 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,234 With me. 363 00:38:46,118 --> 00:38:48,662 I want you to have lasting peace, Samson. 364 00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,833 And I think you want to have peace, too. 365 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,960 And that's why we've become friends. 366 00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,212 Good friends. 367 00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:03,218 If there was just some way 368 00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:05,512 you could give consent. 369 00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:11,685 Just the barest assent. 370 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,302 Sleep well, Samson. 371 00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:50,516 Moon. 372 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:56,855 What? Did you... 373 00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:00,192 Samson... 374 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,403 you spoke. 375 00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:05,572 M... 376 00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:07,699 Say it again. 377 00:40:07,783 --> 00:40:08,951 Say... 378 00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:11,245 Moon. 379 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:17,751 Moon. 380 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:18,187 I need strong fingers. 381 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:20,564 Strong fingers make a strong fist. 382 00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,025 Listen! 383 00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:24,651 Focus. 384 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:26,486 Hey. 385 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,747 Choose a finger to fight. 386 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:40,209 If you win... 387 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:44,213 you take their place, and I call you Jimmy. 388 00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:48,383 If you lose, you get charity. 389 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,637 If you refuse, you get charity. 390 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:58,393 Nod or shake your head. 391 00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:09,780 Good. 392 00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:17,496 Which finger do you choose to fight? 393 00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:47,067 Her. 394 00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,072 I choose her. 395 00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:15,637 Father... 396 00:43:16,805 --> 00:43:20,058 master, daddy, 397 00:43:20,142 --> 00:43:22,644 king, king of kings... 398 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,855 Join us. 399 00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:26,732 Fuck. 400 00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:33,113 Yes. We thank you. 401 00:43:33,197 --> 00:43:34,823 We are grateful. 402 00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:38,619 Old Nick is here, Jimmies. 403 00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:41,955 He watches through my eyes. 404 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:45,209 He smells the blood and fear. 405 00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:46,668 He's whispering now. 406 00:43:46,752 --> 00:43:49,379 I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering. 407 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:50,464 He's saying... 408 00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:54,426 fight. 409 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,682 So fucking fight. 410 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,117 Come on. 411 00:44:33,423 --> 00:44:34,550 Too fucking easy. 412 00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:36,718 I make it look easy, you cunt. 413 00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:44,059 Finish it. 414 00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:08,166 Time for tubby night nights. 415 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,626 A Dipsy Laa-Laa! 416 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:10,836 Useless bellend. 417 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,047 Look at him trying to get up, the stupid fucking... 418 00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:22,973 Again! Again! 419 00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:30,355 Beautifully done, Jimmima. 420 00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:34,359 The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight. 421 00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:38,363 Old Nick says... 422 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,449 "Charity." 423 00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:42,492 Choose your act. 424 00:45:50,584 --> 00:45:52,628 I want to take his trousers off. 425 00:45:54,463 --> 00:45:55,589 Old Nick says, "Perfect." 426 00:45:59,801 --> 00:46:01,220 He's shitting himself. 427 00:46:17,653 --> 00:46:19,530 D'you see these other cunts? 428 00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:21,532 Listen to me! 429 00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,576 They would have just stabbed you in the neck. 430 00:46:26,787 --> 00:46:27,788 Not me. 431 00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:35,754 You chose me 'cause you thought I was weaker. 432 00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:42,010 What you gonna be thinking... 433 00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:45,722 as I rip the skin off of your... 434 00:46:58,527 --> 00:47:01,363 My cat has lost. 435 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:02,656 My cat... 436 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,954 Kitten fresh. 437 00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:14,251 Cloud space! 438 00:47:16,879 --> 00:47:18,005 Cloud... 439 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:20,340 Cloud... 440 00:47:25,721 --> 00:47:26,972 The fuck? 441 00:47:27,723 --> 00:47:29,725 There! Up there! 442 00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:33,687 Fucking bitch! Fucking shite! 443 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,189 -Get her! -Poxy bitch. 444 00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:36,857 You stupid little cunt! 445 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,275 -How d'you get up? -Get her! 446 00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:39,735 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you stupid cunt! 447 00:47:39,818 --> 00:47:42,696 -Get her! Go! Go! Go! -This fucking little bitch! 448 00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:44,573 -She's there. She's there! -Where is she? 449 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,491 Point her out to me. 450 00:47:46,575 --> 00:47:48,827 There, you can fucking see her there, you twat. 451 00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:52,080 I want her alive! 452 00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:53,957 Alive! 453 00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:56,043 Come out wherever you are! 454 00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:00,088 -Fucking coming for ya. -Fucking show yourself! 455 00:48:00,172 --> 00:48:01,798 Go on! Get up there! 456 00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:04,968 -Go on! Take that, you little bitch! -Where is she? 457 00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:10,182 Jimmy! 458 00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:13,060 Put it out! 459 00:48:14,436 --> 00:48:15,562 Sir? 460 00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:20,984 Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go! 461 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,701 It's a lot of fucking screaming. 462 00:48:33,455 --> 00:48:35,290 I suppose there's always screaming with charity. 463 00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:42,339 That just doesn't sound like normal screaming. 464 00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,925 That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy? 465 00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:52,140 I mean, what's screaming supposed to sound like? 466 00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:54,601 It's people shittin' themselves, innit? 467 00:48:57,145 --> 00:48:58,897 Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it. 468 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,526 Oh, fuck. 469 00:49:04,528 --> 00:49:05,571 Fuck. 470 00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:08,824 Put him out! 471 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:11,451 Put him out! 472 00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:15,914 Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire! 473 00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:21,086 Please... 474 00:49:43,025 --> 00:49:44,026 Kid! 475 00:49:44,109 --> 00:49:45,235 Catch her! 476 00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:47,154 Bring her to me! 477 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,081 Come on. 478 00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:29,780 Take me with you. 479 00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:34,868 Please. 480 00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:36,620 Please take me with you. 481 00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:51,718 Thank you. 482 00:51:27,129 --> 00:51:28,130 He's dead. 483 00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:37,264 Fuck. 484 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:44,021 Sir. 485 00:51:49,318 --> 00:51:50,485 You're alone. 486 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,617 -Yes, Sir Jimmy. -I'm confused. 487 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,994 I thought I told you to bring the woman to me. 488 00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,414 -You did... -The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull 489 00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:04,124 with a big fuck-off hook. 490 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,253 Why would you let somebody like that go? 491 00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:10,380 I didn't let her go. 492 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:11,757 Then where is she? 493 00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:16,220 She tried to escape. 494 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:20,641 She fought back, and I had to kill her. 495 00:52:20,724 --> 00:52:22,684 She fought back, Jimmies. 496 00:52:22,768 --> 00:52:23,769 She fought back. 497 00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:27,856 Jimmy here had no choice. 498 00:52:28,982 --> 00:52:31,985 He was in danger of being overpowered by a... 499 00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:34,238 by a pregnant woman. 500 00:52:38,867 --> 00:52:39,868 How did you kill her? 501 00:52:41,787 --> 00:52:42,788 With an arrow. 502 00:52:42,871 --> 00:52:44,414 Where's her body? 503 00:52:48,085 --> 00:52:49,086 It was dark. 504 00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:53,757 Somewhere in the woods. 505 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:56,260 Somewhere hard to find, I expect. 506 00:52:57,511 --> 00:53:00,138 -Yeah. -Did you not think to cut off her face... 507 00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:02,432 bring that to me? 508 00:53:03,642 --> 00:53:05,394 Or her unborn child? 509 00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:08,522 Anything, really, that showed a bit of fucking initiative. 510 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:13,068 What are you crying about? 511 00:53:13,151 --> 00:53:14,695 I'm not. 512 00:53:15,904 --> 00:53:18,907 -I'm sorry. -Not me you should be apologising to. 513 00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:22,619 It's Old Nick you've let down. 514 00:53:23,662 --> 00:53:25,080 I wonder, should I call on him? 515 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,209 Ask whether he accepts your apology. 516 00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:32,212 Or requires something more. 517 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:35,340 Like your gammy fucking face cut off, for example. 518 00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,176 No, please. 519 00:53:37,259 --> 00:53:38,677 You should call on him, sir. 520 00:53:40,554 --> 00:53:42,389 And ask if I can be the one to offer charity. 521 00:53:42,472 --> 00:53:44,349 You wish to offer charity, Jimmy? 522 00:53:44,433 --> 00:53:46,685 He as good as killed Jimmima himself. 523 00:53:46,768 --> 00:53:49,438 If he hadn't run away, we all know he would've been chosen to fight. 524 00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:52,357 He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir. 525 00:53:53,358 --> 00:53:55,569 Look at him now. The bastard's fucking quivering! 526 00:53:57,487 --> 00:53:58,655 Yeah, I agree. 527 00:54:00,699 --> 00:54:02,201 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy. 528 00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:05,913 Yes. We should. 529 00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:08,165 -I'll call on him right now. -No. 530 00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:11,710 No, we should ask him in person. 531 00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:13,253 What do you mean? 532 00:54:14,796 --> 00:54:17,174 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy in person. 533 00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:20,344 Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear in person when requested. 534 00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,054 No, of course not. But I... 535 00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:29,019 What? 536 00:54:29,978 --> 00:54:30,979 I saw him. 537 00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:34,816 You saw him? 538 00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:37,110 Earlier today. 539 00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,489 You saw Old Nick. 540 00:54:40,572 --> 00:54:42,157 With me own eyes. 541 00:54:44,618 --> 00:54:45,619 He had red skin... 542 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,330 and he was aged. 543 00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:51,917 And he had this great building of human bones behind him. 544 00:54:52,918 --> 00:54:54,545 His palace, I dare say. 545 00:54:56,129 --> 00:54:58,340 And he was cavorting with one of his very own demons. 546 00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:01,093 An Alpha, no less. 547 00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:05,180 An Alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb. 548 00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:14,273 So should we let Old Nick himself decide? 549 00:56:34,770 --> 00:56:35,938 Emoxin. 550 00:56:36,021 --> 00:56:38,232 Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay. 551 00:56:39,107 --> 00:56:40,317 Naloxone. 552 00:56:59,878 --> 00:57:01,421 Shit. 553 00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:03,924 Day, day, day, daytime. 554 00:57:04,842 --> 00:57:05,843 Samson! 555 00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:10,806 Samson. 556 00:57:18,814 --> 00:57:19,815 Shit. 557 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,245 So is it him? 558 00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,374 Is that actually Old Nick? 559 00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,379 Is that actually Old Nick? 560 00:57:44,506 --> 00:57:47,176 Is that actually Old Nick? 561 00:57:57,519 --> 00:57:58,520 Is it? 562 00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:08,906 Aye, it is. 563 00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:10,240 -It is? -Yep. 564 00:58:12,534 --> 00:58:14,870 -That is Old Nick. -Holy fucking shit. 565 00:58:15,454 --> 00:58:17,164 Unholy fucking shit. 566 00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:19,082 Nice one, Jimmy. 567 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,710 But did you know your dad was going to be here, sir? 568 00:58:21,793 --> 00:58:24,379 -You were leading us here all along? -Yes, Jimmy, I was. 569 00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:29,009 I mean, I didn't know he was here, in this castle. 570 00:58:29,092 --> 00:58:31,011 It's a surprise. 571 00:58:31,094 --> 00:58:32,095 But... 572 00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,973 he's got a few... 573 00:58:35,057 --> 00:58:36,683 dotted around his kingdom. 574 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:38,727 A couple in the Highlands. Very nice. 575 00:58:38,810 --> 00:58:40,187 This one must be new. 576 00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:42,272 Which is why I didn't know about it already. 577 00:58:42,356 --> 00:58:43,815 That looks like it's been here a while. 578 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:46,610 Aye. It does look pretty old. 579 00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,654 New, as in, the last five or ten years, 580 00:58:48,737 --> 00:58:50,948 which is not long in architectural terms. 581 00:58:51,823 --> 00:58:52,824 So we gonna go down there? 582 00:58:54,076 --> 00:58:55,160 Go and meet him? 583 00:58:55,244 --> 00:58:56,245 No! 584 00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:01,041 Not until I've spoken to him first. 585 00:59:02,835 --> 00:59:04,461 He may not want visitors. 586 00:59:05,671 --> 00:59:07,464 One thing I can tell you about Old Nick is 587 00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:09,842 you do not want to catch him on a bad day. 588 00:59:12,052 --> 00:59:13,637 You guys stay put. 589 00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:16,640 I'll square it with him. 590 00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:18,767 Be back soon. 591 01:01:37,948 --> 01:01:38,949 Hello. 592 01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:50,169 Hello. 593 01:02:05,350 --> 01:02:06,351 So... 594 01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:09,271 Are you Old Nick? 595 01:02:10,189 --> 01:02:11,190 Old Nick? 596 01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:13,150 Yes. 597 01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:16,904 No. 598 01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:18,488 You're not Old Nick. 599 01:02:18,572 --> 01:02:20,282 I'm not Old Nick. 600 01:02:20,365 --> 01:02:22,534 I don't know any Old Nick. 601 01:02:22,618 --> 01:02:24,036 Everybody knows Old Nick. 602 01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:26,330 Well, I honestly don't. I... 603 01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,165 I'm called Ian. 604 01:02:28,248 --> 01:02:29,249 Ian. 605 01:02:31,376 --> 01:02:32,377 You sure? 606 01:02:33,128 --> 01:02:34,755 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 607 01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:38,258 Because Old Nick is known for being a little tricksy. 608 01:02:38,342 --> 01:02:40,802 -Playing games, so to speak. -Wait. 609 01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:42,888 When you say Old Nick... 610 01:02:43,972 --> 01:02:44,973 you mean Satan? 611 01:02:45,057 --> 01:02:46,266 Of course I fucking do. 612 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,143 So, why would you think that I was... 613 01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:51,939 You... My skin colour and... 614 01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:53,857 the bones. 615 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,318 Well, you can relax. 616 01:02:56,401 --> 01:02:58,028 I'm not Satan. 617 01:02:59,071 --> 01:03:00,989 I am Dr Ian Kelson. 618 01:03:01,573 --> 01:03:02,574 Doctor? 619 01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:05,619 Who are all these poor fuckers then? 620 01:03:05,702 --> 01:03:06,703 Your patients? 621 01:03:07,412 --> 01:03:08,956 This is an ossuary. 622 01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,832 It's a memorial to the dead. 623 01:03:10,916 --> 01:03:11,917 It's like a graveyard. 624 01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:17,589 And your skin is orange because... 625 01:03:17,673 --> 01:03:18,674 It's iodine. 626 01:03:19,716 --> 01:03:21,218 It kills the virus. 627 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:23,887 -Virus? -That causes infection. 628 01:03:26,807 --> 01:03:27,808 Doctor. 629 01:03:28,767 --> 01:03:30,269 Atheist doctor. 630 01:03:31,103 --> 01:03:32,104 Okay. 631 01:03:34,731 --> 01:03:37,401 So, you believe all this zombie shite 632 01:03:37,484 --> 01:03:40,487 was caused by science and bugs and whatnot. 633 01:03:41,530 --> 01:03:42,531 Rather than? 634 01:03:42,614 --> 01:03:44,074 Old Nick... 635 01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:46,785 unleashing his wrath upon the world of man. 636 01:03:46,869 --> 01:03:48,078 I see. So... 637 01:03:49,955 --> 01:03:52,958 I'm an atheist, and you're a Satanist. 638 01:03:55,586 --> 01:03:56,920 Well, there it is. 639 01:03:57,629 --> 01:03:58,755 Mystery solved. 640 01:04:02,259 --> 01:04:05,262 I'll be honest, I didn't know what the fuck was going on just now. 641 01:04:05,345 --> 01:04:06,930 I'm sweating. 642 01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:08,682 I thought I was about to meet my father. 643 01:04:10,392 --> 01:04:13,187 So, is this all your doing, Ian? 644 01:04:13,270 --> 01:04:14,271 It is. 645 01:04:14,354 --> 01:04:16,481 Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work. 646 01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:18,025 It's fuckin' knockout. 647 01:04:18,108 --> 01:04:19,985 Thank you. But what was that you said just now? 648 01:04:20,068 --> 01:04:22,112 You believed you were about to meet your father? 649 01:04:22,196 --> 01:04:24,281 Aye. Heart was pounding out my fucking chest. 650 01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:27,159 Because your father is Satan. 651 01:04:27,242 --> 01:04:28,243 Yep. 652 01:04:29,369 --> 01:04:31,371 Old Nick's my old man. 653 01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:33,624 But... 654 01:04:35,459 --> 01:04:36,668 Nah, never mind. 655 01:04:37,586 --> 01:04:38,962 I don't mind talking. 656 01:04:42,883 --> 01:04:44,092 Fuck it. 657 01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,893 Just, I don't actually know my father too well. 658 01:04:54,353 --> 01:04:56,104 I mean, he speaks to me often enough, 659 01:04:56,188 --> 01:04:59,566 but I never get to sit with him or see him. 660 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,902 You speak to him, but you don't see him. 661 01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:04,279 You hear him in your head. 662 01:05:04,363 --> 01:05:06,365 Whole fucking time, Ian. 663 01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:13,997 I'm Jimmy. 664 01:05:14,665 --> 01:05:15,832 Jimmy. 665 01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:18,460 Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 666 01:05:18,544 --> 01:05:20,170 But no, you're good. 667 01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:21,255 Jimmy's fine. 668 01:05:24,508 --> 01:05:26,718 Let's sit, Ian. 669 01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:29,429 I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, 670 01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:31,306 but they can sit tight. 671 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,391 No rush. 672 01:05:33,684 --> 01:05:35,519 Let's just talk a wee while. 673 01:05:38,146 --> 01:05:39,147 This is worse. 674 01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:41,775 Stomach. Neck. 675 01:05:42,442 --> 01:05:43,944 Get the fuck off me. 676 01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:46,655 -Those were... One more time. -Is that going in? 677 01:05:46,738 --> 01:05:47,906 One more time, come on. 678 01:05:47,990 --> 01:05:49,074 Yeah. 679 01:05:49,741 --> 01:05:51,577 Stab. Stab. 680 01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:52,661 That's all you've got? 681 01:05:53,412 --> 01:05:55,080 -What? That's what I... -That's all you've got? Come on. 682 01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:56,164 Jimmy? 683 01:05:56,832 --> 01:05:59,126 What if it's not really Old Nick down there? 684 01:05:59,710 --> 01:06:00,711 Not Old Nick? 685 01:06:00,794 --> 01:06:01,795 Yeah. 686 01:06:03,797 --> 01:06:05,424 Orange skin. 687 01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:07,134 Palace of bones. 688 01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:10,012 Communing with demons. 689 01:06:11,263 --> 01:06:12,347 Who the fuck else is it gonna be? 690 01:06:12,431 --> 01:06:13,640 Just some old man. 691 01:06:15,434 --> 01:06:17,436 A man we should probably stay away from. 692 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,355 I think we should just leave him alone. 693 01:06:21,732 --> 01:06:22,733 Leave him alone? 694 01:06:25,569 --> 01:06:26,570 No. 695 01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,115 That's not how we roll, kid. 696 01:06:31,408 --> 01:06:33,035 And that's not some old man. 697 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,040 That's Old Nick. 698 01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:43,921 And how... 699 01:06:45,047 --> 01:06:46,465 strange... 700 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:49,676 and glorious it will be to meet him. 701 01:06:54,890 --> 01:06:56,892 Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve. 702 01:06:56,975 --> 01:06:58,143 Nah, that's all right. That's fine. 703 01:06:58,227 --> 01:06:59,853 -Yeah. -Too fucking easy. 704 01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:12,449 No. 705 01:07:15,661 --> 01:07:17,246 The real question is... 706 01:07:19,331 --> 01:07:21,500 Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son? 707 01:07:23,418 --> 01:07:25,128 Is he even a real Sir-Lord? 708 01:07:27,297 --> 01:07:28,298 What do you mean? 709 01:07:30,384 --> 01:07:33,303 Do you ever get the sense that Sir Jimmy is full of shite? 710 01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:35,264 Bone castles in the Highlands? 711 01:07:35,347 --> 01:07:36,431 That's bollocks. 712 01:07:36,515 --> 01:07:38,350 Why's he never mentioned 'em before? 713 01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:41,478 And I seen him when he put the binoculars up to his eyes... 714 01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:44,314 he'd never seen that sight before in his fucking life. 715 01:07:53,532 --> 01:07:56,285 I was only eight when it all went out of whack. 716 01:07:56,368 --> 01:07:57,911 But a man of your age 717 01:07:57,995 --> 01:08:00,205 must have a few memories from before. 718 01:08:00,289 --> 01:08:02,165 Less than you'd think. 719 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:05,294 I remember details. 720 01:08:05,377 --> 01:08:07,379 Events and people. 721 01:08:08,338 --> 01:08:11,300 But what it was actually like, to live with 722 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:15,012 shops and fridges 723 01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:18,974 and telephones and personal computers... 724 01:08:20,684 --> 01:08:23,020 I have no real memory of that at all. 725 01:08:24,854 --> 01:08:27,107 That said, I do remember 726 01:08:27,191 --> 01:08:29,193 there was a sense of certainty. 727 01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:33,572 The world had an order. 728 01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:36,033 A way about it. 729 01:08:38,076 --> 01:08:40,953 There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably. 730 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,790 But the foundations... 731 01:08:47,294 --> 01:08:49,296 They seemed unshakeable. 732 01:08:52,633 --> 01:08:54,885 I remember church most of all. 733 01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:56,720 But that's 'cause we lived next to it. 734 01:08:56,803 --> 01:08:59,014 And when the demons came, that's where I hid. 735 01:08:59,096 --> 01:09:00,933 You lived in the house next to the church? 736 01:09:01,015 --> 01:09:02,434 Right next to it. 737 01:09:03,018 --> 01:09:04,102 Was it the rectory? 738 01:09:04,185 --> 01:09:05,187 Yeah. 739 01:09:06,395 --> 01:09:08,398 And your father was the vicar. 740 01:09:13,028 --> 01:09:16,113 If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, 741 01:09:16,198 --> 01:09:17,533 they'd have been all right... 742 01:09:19,701 --> 01:09:21,118 but they stayed at home... 743 01:09:22,537 --> 01:09:24,288 and got their heads caved in. 744 01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:28,001 What about your father? 745 01:09:29,294 --> 01:09:31,296 He was leading the infected, Ian. 746 01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:33,881 He was leading the demons on the charge. 747 01:09:34,550 --> 01:09:36,760 A great army, with him at the fore. 748 01:09:39,513 --> 01:09:41,515 Always said, "charity starts at home." 749 01:09:43,642 --> 01:09:45,644 And that was the last time you saw him. 750 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,520 Yeah. 751 01:09:48,354 --> 01:09:50,023 Then I saw you and... 752 01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:00,951 I'm in a bit of bind, Ian. 753 01:10:02,077 --> 01:10:03,078 Why is that? 754 01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,081 The others. My peeps. 755 01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:08,917 I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, 756 01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:11,587 and now they're expecting to meet you. 757 01:10:11,670 --> 01:10:12,754 I see. 758 01:10:12,838 --> 01:10:14,840 And you're in a bit of a bind, too. 759 01:10:16,341 --> 01:10:17,342 How so? 760 01:10:17,426 --> 01:10:20,137 Because if you can't help me with my problem, 761 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,097 I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines 762 01:10:22,181 --> 01:10:24,183 until you can no longer breathe. 763 01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:30,939 Yes, that is a bind. 764 01:10:31,023 --> 01:10:33,442 I like you. You're easy to talk to. 765 01:10:33,525 --> 01:10:35,527 Not sure I've ever liked anyone before. 766 01:10:36,528 --> 01:10:37,529 Thank you. 767 01:10:37,613 --> 01:10:41,617 So, do you think there's an arrangement to be made here, Ian? 768 01:10:46,038 --> 01:10:49,041 They say the devil's always up for making a deal. 769 01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:02,888 At nightfall tomorrow, 770 01:11:02,971 --> 01:11:05,682 Old Nick will grant us an audience. 771 01:11:07,226 --> 01:11:10,187 But there are rules thee must obey 772 01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:12,356 when in the company of the Dark Lord, 773 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,899 as you must expect. 774 01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:15,984 Nobody may touch him 775 01:11:16,527 --> 01:11:18,737 lest they be struck down by flame 776 01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:21,490 and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle. 777 01:11:21,573 --> 01:11:22,574 Howzat. 778 01:11:22,658 --> 01:11:23,992 Howzat. 779 01:11:24,076 --> 01:11:26,078 And nobody may address him directly. 780 01:11:27,496 --> 01:11:29,957 Only I may speak to him. 781 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:31,375 His favoured son and heir. 782 01:11:34,044 --> 01:11:35,045 Are we crystal? 783 01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:40,676 Howzat. 784 01:11:40,759 --> 01:11:41,760 Howzat. 785 01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:56,358 Memento mori, I told the boy. 786 01:11:59,945 --> 01:12:02,948 I haven't feared my life ending for many years. 787 01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:05,242 I live alone. 788 01:12:07,411 --> 01:12:09,037 My work is complete. 789 01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:11,373 But today... 790 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,459 I did feel fear. 791 01:12:14,543 --> 01:12:16,086 And I thought, 792 01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:18,922 what will happen to Samson if I'm gone? 793 01:12:19,631 --> 01:12:21,091 They're coming back tomorrow. 794 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:24,178 So I want to try something tonight. 795 01:12:26,638 --> 01:12:28,849 I'd planned for it to be gradual... 796 01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:33,145 but events have conspired, so... 797 01:12:33,896 --> 01:12:35,731 a leap into the unknown. 798 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:37,900 I've been developing an idea 799 01:12:37,983 --> 01:12:40,194 about the nature of the infection. 800 01:12:41,236 --> 01:12:44,781 We know there is a physical component. 801 01:12:44,865 --> 01:12:48,660 Haemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth. 802 01:12:48,744 --> 01:12:49,745 And we know there is a... 803 01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:52,915 sensory component, 804 01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:56,585 pain and terrible disquiet, 805 01:12:56,668 --> 01:13:00,005 which the morphine silences. 806 01:13:00,088 --> 01:13:03,383 But what if there is a... 807 01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:05,469 psychiatric component too? 808 01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:08,722 When the infected attack, 809 01:13:08,805 --> 01:13:10,390 what do they see? 810 01:13:10,474 --> 01:13:12,476 What do they think they're attacking? 811 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:16,063 I've seen them kill children and babies. 812 01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,858 A baby gives no reason to hurt it. 813 01:13:19,942 --> 01:13:23,695 So they, you, must be seeing something that isn't there. 814 01:13:24,696 --> 01:13:27,366 Seeing something that isn't there. 815 01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:29,701 A doctor would call that psychosis. 816 01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:33,080 And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated. 817 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:37,042 I'm a doctor, Samson. 818 01:13:38,502 --> 01:13:40,671 I'd like to try treating the psychosis. 819 01:13:45,342 --> 01:13:48,595 I'm going to ask you to swallow these tablets. 820 01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:27,945 Where did you think you were going? 821 01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:29,363 No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just... 822 01:15:29,446 --> 01:15:31,448 No. You were trying to nip away. 823 01:15:31,532 --> 01:15:32,783 No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no. 824 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:34,034 Shush. 825 01:15:34,701 --> 01:15:38,038 You know that lad you stabbed in the leg was my best fuckin' mate! 826 01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:41,917 And you took him away with your cowardice and dumb luck. 827 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,128 So now, in honour of his passing, I think it's only fitting 828 01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:48,048 if I slide this blade slowly into your... 829 01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:09,570 Where the fuck did you think you were gonna go? 830 01:16:11,321 --> 01:16:13,156 Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here. 831 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,491 I've been to anywhere. 832 01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:17,494 It's not. 833 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,043 You need to stick with me, kid. 834 01:16:28,046 --> 01:16:29,089 We'll go far. 835 01:16:34,887 --> 01:16:36,513 He was "trying to escape"? 836 01:16:37,598 --> 01:16:40,017 He said he was too scared to meet Old Nick in person. 837 01:16:40,934 --> 01:16:42,352 He couldn't face it. 838 01:16:45,981 --> 01:16:48,066 I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it. 839 01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:51,153 He tried to fight me. 840 01:16:53,405 --> 01:16:54,573 I had to kill him. 841 01:16:56,158 --> 01:16:58,202 That's not what happened. 842 01:16:59,995 --> 01:17:01,663 That is what happened. 843 01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:06,627 Sir. 844 01:17:15,886 --> 01:17:18,555 Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight. 845 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:26,980 Samson! 846 01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:34,821 Samson! 847 01:17:40,619 --> 01:17:42,454 Did it work, my friend? 848 01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:45,374 Were you lost... 849 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,126 and now are found? 850 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:05,764 Good afternoon, 851 01:20:05,848 --> 01:20:08,767 and welcome on board this service to Edinburgh. 852 01:20:08,851 --> 01:20:10,143 -But you can't stop doing that... -Our next stop... 853 01:20:10,227 --> 01:20:11,937 -...with her talent. -...will be Retford. 854 01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,522 Please remember to take all your belongings... 855 01:20:13,605 --> 01:20:16,108 -I don't think it's hard. -...with you, and place any rubbish... 856 01:20:16,191 --> 01:20:17,359 -Part of the politics. -...into the bins provided. 857 01:20:18,026 --> 01:20:20,237 Ticket barriers are in operation, 858 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,197 so please keep your tickets ready. 859 01:20:23,156 --> 01:20:24,408 Ticket, please. 860 01:20:28,579 --> 01:20:29,580 Thank you. 861 01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:34,960 Ticket, please. 862 01:20:37,546 --> 01:20:38,755 Ticket, love? 863 01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:48,140 Ticket! 864 01:20:57,024 --> 01:20:58,942 I don't have a ticket. 865 01:22:05,717 --> 01:22:06,760 Okay. 866 01:22:07,928 --> 01:22:09,930 Let's turn this up to 11. 867 01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:19,249 He awaits us, Jimmies. 868 01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:23,879 Howzat. 869 01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:43,959 Woe to you 870 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:46,461 O'er Earth and Sea 871 01:24:47,379 --> 01:24:50,841 For the Devil sends the beast with wrath 872 01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:54,720 Because he knows the time is short 873 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:56,972 Let him who hath understanding 874 01:24:57,055 --> 01:24:58,932 Reckon the number of the beast 875 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:02,019 For it is a human number 876 01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:03,312 Its number 877 01:25:03,395 --> 01:25:06,523 Is 666 878 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:12,196 I left alone 879 01:25:13,488 --> 01:25:15,032 My mind was blank 880 01:25:16,491 --> 01:25:18,952 I needed time to think 881 01:25:19,036 --> 01:25:21,330 To get the memories from my mind 882 01:25:22,831 --> 01:25:24,416 What did I see? 883 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:28,504 Can I believe 884 01:25:28,587 --> 01:25:30,964 That what I saw that night 885 01:25:31,048 --> 01:25:33,884 Was real and not just fantasy? 886 01:25:34,676 --> 01:25:36,720 'Cause in my dreams 887 01:25:37,721 --> 01:25:39,932 It's always there 888 01:25:40,682 --> 01:25:43,852 The evil face that twists my mind 889 01:25:43,936 --> 01:25:47,356 And brings me to despair 890 01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:48,732 Yeah! 891 01:25:51,777 --> 01:25:54,321 Yeah! 892 01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:02,496 Night was black 893 01:26:02,579 --> 01:26:04,540 Was no use holding back 894 01:26:04,623 --> 01:26:07,125 'Cause I just had to see 895 01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:10,003 Was someone watching me? 896 01:26:10,546 --> 01:26:12,089 In the mist 897 01:26:12,172 --> 01:26:14,675 Dark figures move and twist 898 01:26:14,758 --> 01:26:16,677 Was all this for real 899 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,888 Or just some kind of hell? 900 01:26:19,972 --> 01:26:22,015 666 901 01:26:22,099 --> 01:26:24,476 The number of the beast 902 01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:27,187 Sacrifice 903 01:26:27,271 --> 01:26:28,981 Is going on tonight 904 01:26:47,749 --> 01:26:49,418 I'm coming back 905 01:26:50,752 --> 01:26:52,588 I will return 906 01:26:53,463 --> 01:26:55,757 And I'll possess your body 907 01:26:55,841 --> 01:26:58,552 And I'll make you burn 908 01:26:59,511 --> 01:27:01,680 I have the fire 909 01:27:02,598 --> 01:27:04,683 I have the force 910 01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:06,768 I have the power 911 01:27:06,852 --> 01:27:10,189 To make my evil take its course 912 01:27:12,149 --> 01:27:14,067 666 913 01:27:14,151 --> 01:27:16,195 The number of the beast 914 01:27:16,862 --> 01:27:18,739 Sacrifice 915 01:27:18,822 --> 01:27:20,824 Is going on tonight 916 01:27:21,491 --> 01:27:22,576 Yes! 917 01:28:22,511 --> 01:28:23,512 Howzat? 918 01:28:25,931 --> 01:28:26,932 Fingers? 919 01:28:31,854 --> 01:28:32,938 Fingers... 920 01:28:34,606 --> 01:28:35,774 approach. 921 01:28:46,368 --> 01:28:47,536 Approach. 922 01:28:48,495 --> 01:28:51,039 Behold, you... 923 01:28:52,207 --> 01:28:55,836 are the fingers of my right hand. 924 01:28:56,837 --> 01:29:00,465 Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight. 925 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,926 Pride moves inside me 926 01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:05,846 like maggots in the corpse of Christ. 927 01:29:07,723 --> 01:29:08,807 Kneel. 928 01:29:11,602 --> 01:29:12,769 Not you, my son. 929 01:29:14,313 --> 01:29:15,981 You must stand. 930 01:29:18,734 --> 01:29:22,112 We are grateful for this audience, Father. 931 01:29:22,196 --> 01:29:24,406 My time is eternal. 932 01:29:24,489 --> 01:29:27,117 But your time with me is short. 933 01:29:27,201 --> 01:29:29,578 We understand, Great One. We shall not outstay our welcome. 934 01:29:30,829 --> 01:29:32,331 But before we leave, 935 01:29:32,414 --> 01:29:35,125 do you have any specific instruction for us? 936 01:29:35,209 --> 01:29:36,502 I do. 937 01:29:36,585 --> 01:29:37,920 Please, do tell. 938 01:29:38,962 --> 01:29:42,549 I command you to continue with your infernal mission. 939 01:29:42,633 --> 01:29:46,094 Continue our infernal mission. 940 01:29:46,637 --> 01:29:49,389 Continue skinning and disembowelling 941 01:29:49,473 --> 01:29:51,433 the mewling souls of your kingdom. 942 01:29:52,184 --> 01:29:53,810 Defiling their bodies, 943 01:29:53,894 --> 01:29:56,063 making their agony into sacrament, 944 01:29:56,146 --> 01:30:00,025 making their screams echo into the skies. 945 01:30:01,944 --> 01:30:04,279 That is your command, Father? 946 01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:08,659 Yes. 947 01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,162 And what other commandments do you have? 948 01:30:15,457 --> 01:30:19,127 That the fingers must always obey you, my son. 949 01:30:19,211 --> 01:30:21,463 Obey me. Your son. 950 01:30:22,214 --> 01:30:24,967 Without any question or doubt. 951 01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:28,387 Submit always and immediately to my will, 952 01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:32,391 without any trace of pause or insolence. 953 01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,601 Without any fucking backchat. 954 01:30:38,897 --> 01:30:41,233 And what is your final commandment, my king? 955 01:30:47,447 --> 01:30:49,324 Father, what is your final commandment? 956 01:30:52,578 --> 01:30:55,414 You are to grow the number of your fingers. 957 01:30:55,497 --> 01:30:57,708 Grow the fingers from a fist... 958 01:30:58,834 --> 01:31:00,502 into two fists. 959 01:31:00,586 --> 01:31:02,880 And then five! And then 100. 960 01:31:02,963 --> 01:31:04,131 And then 1,000! 961 01:31:04,214 --> 01:31:07,384 So that no community in Hell's kingdom 962 01:31:07,467 --> 01:31:10,888 can be guarded against our charity! 963 01:31:13,849 --> 01:31:17,269 Father, we hear you, and shall obey. 964 01:31:17,853 --> 01:31:19,229 Rise, Jimmies. 965 01:31:22,191 --> 01:31:23,775 We now take our leave. 966 01:31:34,286 --> 01:31:35,704 Wait. 967 01:31:35,787 --> 01:31:37,497 -Wait? -Wait. 968 01:31:48,634 --> 01:31:49,885 Spike? 969 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,602 I have one more command. 970 01:31:58,685 --> 01:32:00,896 One more command? Nope. No, Father. 971 01:32:00,979 --> 01:32:02,064 I don't think so. 972 01:32:03,148 --> 01:32:06,235 Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me. 973 01:32:06,318 --> 01:32:07,486 I'm pretty sure that was it. 974 01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:09,947 No. There is one more. 975 01:32:10,030 --> 01:32:11,031 Really? 976 01:32:12,032 --> 01:32:14,159 And what would that new command be, precisely? 977 01:32:14,243 --> 01:32:15,619 I require... 978 01:32:16,453 --> 01:32:17,955 a sacrifice. 979 01:32:18,038 --> 01:32:20,415 A sacrifice? 980 01:32:21,667 --> 01:32:22,668 Of whom? 981 01:32:23,335 --> 01:32:26,922 You remember the church, my only son. 982 01:32:28,507 --> 01:32:29,633 Yes. 983 01:32:30,259 --> 01:32:32,344 Then you remember Christ. 984 01:32:32,970 --> 01:32:34,555 God's only son. 985 01:32:35,222 --> 01:32:36,223 Uh-huh. 986 01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:39,059 And you know that in order... 987 01:32:40,018 --> 01:32:41,270 for God's only son 988 01:32:41,353 --> 01:32:42,896 to ascend 989 01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:45,649 and take his place by his father's side... 990 01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:48,777 Christ... 991 01:32:48,861 --> 01:32:51,446 was first required to be crucified. 992 01:32:57,828 --> 01:33:00,455 You are my only son, Jimmy. 993 01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:02,708 Jimmy, Jimmy... 994 01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:04,376 I am your God. 995 01:33:06,170 --> 01:33:07,838 I require the same. 996 01:33:10,883 --> 01:33:13,093 You require me to be crucified? 997 01:33:13,177 --> 01:33:14,178 Yes. 998 01:33:15,637 --> 01:33:17,723 And who's gonna bang me onto that cross? 999 01:33:19,975 --> 01:33:21,310 They are. 1000 01:33:26,398 --> 01:33:27,941 Oh, no. 1001 01:33:29,026 --> 01:33:30,861 You fiend. 1002 01:33:30,944 --> 01:33:33,363 You properly turned the tables around on me. 1003 01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:35,282 Slow down, Jimmy Ink! 1004 01:33:36,158 --> 01:33:38,827 I know you're itching to make your move. 1005 01:33:40,329 --> 01:33:42,414 But before you do, one question. 1006 01:33:43,207 --> 01:33:46,877 D'you really think this gangly old fucker is Satan? 1007 01:33:49,755 --> 01:33:51,298 And if he is... 1008 01:33:53,050 --> 01:33:54,468 could I do this? 1009 01:34:02,935 --> 01:34:03,936 Kelson. 1010 01:34:05,521 --> 01:34:06,522 Kelson. 1011 01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,692 I don't understand. What the fuck is going on? 1012 01:34:13,028 --> 01:34:14,029 Who's the devil? 1013 01:34:14,112 --> 01:34:16,073 I am, Jimmy. 1014 01:34:16,156 --> 01:34:17,157 Me. 1015 01:34:17,741 --> 01:34:21,161 Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt. 1016 01:34:21,745 --> 01:34:23,580 -But... -Fucking no "but"! 1017 01:34:23,664 --> 01:34:26,333 Do it! Now! Or I'll break your fucking neck! 1018 01:34:30,212 --> 01:34:31,797 -No! -Jimmy, don't do it. 1019 01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:32,881 No! 1020 01:35:01,201 --> 01:35:02,703 Howzat? 1021 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:13,881 Kelson... 1022 01:35:15,507 --> 01:35:18,093 -I'm sorry. -It's okay, Spike. 1023 01:35:19,595 --> 01:35:21,096 It's okay. 1024 01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:22,890 Wait, you two know each other? 1025 01:35:22,973 --> 01:35:24,266 Yes. 1026 01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:27,352 You're not Old Nick. 1027 01:35:28,395 --> 01:35:29,688 No. 1028 01:35:29,771 --> 01:35:31,690 Nothing is... 1029 01:35:34,067 --> 01:35:35,277 No one is. 1030 01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:39,364 There's just us. 1031 01:35:51,043 --> 01:35:52,586 You put on a good show. 1032 01:35:56,590 --> 01:35:57,841 Thank you. 1033 01:36:00,385 --> 01:36:01,637 I don't mean to make your night any worse, 1034 01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:04,348 but I don't think you're gonna survive that. 1035 01:36:04,431 --> 01:36:05,599 I know. 1036 01:36:07,226 --> 01:36:09,144 Why didn't you just let well leave? 1037 01:36:09,686 --> 01:36:11,146 We were going. 1038 01:36:12,189 --> 01:36:13,440 You would've been all right. 1039 01:36:13,524 --> 01:36:15,943 Suddenly, I saw it was you 1040 01:36:16,026 --> 01:36:17,945 behind the mask, Spike. 1041 01:36:18,529 --> 01:36:19,530 And I... 1042 01:36:21,490 --> 01:36:24,076 I think you've suffered enough. 1043 01:36:29,289 --> 01:36:31,708 Old Nick or not, there's still one last thing I could do for ya. 1044 01:36:34,670 --> 01:36:36,255 Obey that last command. 1045 01:37:00,821 --> 01:37:02,072 Spike, is it? 1046 01:37:05,826 --> 01:37:06,910 Kellie. 1047 01:37:12,457 --> 01:37:14,376 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1048 01:37:53,332 --> 01:37:56,668 I can't hear his voice any more. 1049 01:37:57,127 --> 01:37:58,170 Ian. 1050 01:38:01,507 --> 01:38:03,884 Why can't I hear his voice? 1051 01:38:33,038 --> 01:38:34,498 I want my mum. 1052 01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:47,970 Oh, God. 1053 01:38:49,555 --> 01:38:51,807 Over here. 1054 01:39:02,359 --> 01:39:03,527 Kelson. 1055 01:39:07,573 --> 01:39:08,907 Samson. 1056 01:39:13,662 --> 01:39:14,746 Thank you. 1057 01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:22,004 Memento mori. 1058 01:40:09,009 --> 01:40:10,677 Father! 1059 01:40:13,472 --> 01:40:15,140 Father. 1060 01:40:18,268 --> 01:40:20,354 Father? 1061 01:40:22,231 --> 01:40:23,649 Father... 1062 01:40:26,151 --> 01:40:28,820 why have you forsaken me? 1063 01:40:30,155 --> 01:40:32,658 Why have you forsaken me? 1064 01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:36,912 Father. 1065 01:41:27,754 --> 01:41:30,382 In the Second World War, instead of bankrupting Germany, 1066 01:41:30,465 --> 01:41:32,926 the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. 1067 01:41:33,010 --> 01:41:34,678 So within a generation, 1068 01:41:34,761 --> 01:41:36,513 they had recovered into economies 1069 01:41:36,597 --> 01:41:39,433 that outstripped most of their victors. 1070 01:41:40,309 --> 01:41:41,685 And that was fair? 1071 01:41:42,811 --> 01:41:44,021 Sam, think. 1072 01:41:44,104 --> 01:41:46,899 It's better than fair. It's desirable. 1073 01:41:47,357 --> 01:41:48,984 Why help your defeated enemy? 1074 01:41:49,067 --> 01:41:52,112 Because the enforced bankruptcy 1075 01:41:52,196 --> 01:41:54,615 of the enemy after World War I 1076 01:41:55,324 --> 01:41:56,575 was the reason 1077 01:41:57,284 --> 01:41:58,535 for World War II. 1078 01:41:59,870 --> 01:42:01,205 '48, Churchill. 1079 01:42:03,165 --> 01:42:05,667 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1080 01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:06,752 Wait, say again? 1081 01:42:07,211 --> 01:42:08,712 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1082 01:42:08,795 --> 01:42:10,464 Yes. Very good. 1083 01:42:13,425 --> 01:42:14,426 So... 1084 01:42:15,886 --> 01:42:18,680 then this becomes a kind of a cornerstone 1085 01:42:18,764 --> 01:42:21,725 of European post-war political philosophy. 1086 01:42:21,808 --> 01:42:23,101 To never forget. 1087 01:42:24,478 --> 01:42:27,439 To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. 1088 01:42:28,106 --> 01:42:32,027 Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled. 1089 01:42:32,778 --> 01:42:34,029 Never to return. 1090 01:42:35,364 --> 01:42:37,199 So how does that apply 1091 01:42:37,282 --> 01:42:39,868 to the economic landscape of post-Soviet Russia? 1092 01:42:41,453 --> 01:42:43,622 Well, Sam, I'm just saying that 1093 01:42:43,705 --> 01:42:46,667 if that were to come up in the exam tomorrow... 1094 01:42:47,668 --> 01:42:50,546 you might get marked higher if you use the Weimar Republic as a reference. 1095 01:42:50,629 --> 01:42:52,714 If it comes up in the exam? 1096 01:42:52,798 --> 01:42:54,424 Dad, you're setting the exam. 1097 01:42:55,342 --> 01:42:56,510 I'm saying no more. 1098 01:43:00,222 --> 01:43:01,223 What was that? 1099 01:43:02,266 --> 01:43:03,350 What? 1100 01:43:03,433 --> 01:43:04,434 Listen. 1101 01:43:14,069 --> 01:43:15,112 Remember what to do? 1102 01:43:15,195 --> 01:43:16,238 Yeah. 1103 01:43:23,787 --> 01:43:24,788 There. 1104 01:43:28,041 --> 01:43:29,960 -Shit. -What is it? 1105 01:43:30,043 --> 01:43:32,421 They're chasing someone. Two people. 1106 01:43:32,504 --> 01:43:33,839 Here, here, here. 1107 01:43:37,009 --> 01:43:38,177 Do we help them? 1108 01:43:40,888 --> 01:43:42,598 Dad? Do we help them? 1109 01:43:43,974 --> 01:43:44,975 Of course we do. 1110 01:43:45,058 --> 01:43:46,602 Okay, let's go, let's go.